"Unexpected" + "Celebratory" = "Unexpected Celebration" which can only mean one thing: "Surprise Party!!"
i appreciate the sentiment, but you will need to try harder in the future to keep such things more "Unexpected". here are some tips:
- don't advertise my surprise party on a building 20 feet from where i work
- change your signage from "Smart" and "Unexpected" to "Inconsiderate" and "Predictable". that will lower my expectations and prevent smarmy posts like this one.
- i like 1/2 Chocolate and 1/2 White sheet cake with cream cheese icing. the darker the accent colors the better, b/c who doesn't like it when their teeth and tongue turn blue??
- check with my wife for availability.
Thanks!!
3 comments:
But that WAS the surprise...
That's funny that they say Raleigh is "celebratory" as they decided not to have Raleigh Wide Open this year since they have "nothing to celebrate"
Aside from your surprise party ofcourse.
they should add "Liar".
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